Is Milk A Poison?

I just bought 2.5 kgs. of Birch Tree Full Cream Milk this morning, and my son, upon seeing it, drank a glass of milky goodness right way. Everything seems alright until I watch this...





Now, I'm wondering if I should just throw it all away, or give it to my noisy neighbors.

But then I have another problem - which one of them should I give it to - the one who keep playing the same lousy love songs for 3 years now, or the one with a faulty hearing aid.